where was this when I was small enough to fit in it
you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it
if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me
having worked at toys r us
i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy
the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave
toys r’ us guy has seen some shit
Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!
Still defining epic, after all these years.
Did the genie create Justin Bieber? I think he did
I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
You're a good soldier, Hannah, and one of the best.
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
do you ever just passionately miss the first series of doctor who but not just because you miss Nine but because you miss the monsters and the simple story lines that were new and so interesting and the companions that didn’t need a magic back story to be special and weren’t just a new puzzle for the doctor to solve they were just ordinary people with ordinary lives and taught (especially the young viewers) that anyone can be a hero i just really miss season one okay
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
When will we defeat the fuckboys?
when will my husband return from the skeleton war